The smelliest threesome I had

I still remember that tinder for couples dating. I can even remember that smell. It is not such a good memory.

Back in a few years, when I was still single and living a wild swinger lifestyle, couples dating is the most thing I did, even more than traditional two persons’ lovemaking. I was like addicted to it. I had a group of friends who are also swingers. Some of them are even married swinger couples. It was fun to be with them and to be with so many like-minded friends. We would throw sexual parties occasionally. Actually, it was more like a tinder for threesomes where all swinger couples and singles get to hookup with each other. It was less wild than an actual sexual party, but wilder than a bachelor party.

There was this time when we had a great party with nearly 20 people. My friend Leo and I went to that party together. We met a girl who was very pretty and nice. She thought we were a couple. She came to us and asked us how long we have been together with each other. We explained to her and then we started to talk. All three of us really hit it off. Since it was a sexual party, there were definitely flirting, touching, kissing, etc. Soon, everyone was in the mood for a tinder for threesomes on swingers app. I suggested to come upstairs where they have a big room for people like us.

The party was thrown at mid-night, because at night, people tend to lose their guard and be more relaxed with each other. The rooms were pretty dark. When we came upstairs, everyone was so horny and couldn’t wait to get in the room and got started. We already half naked before we enter the room. Everyone was pretty occupied.

After we entered the room and jumped into bed, we heard noises going on around us. It definitely startled all of us when we found out there were another two persons I this room. Soon we calmed down and got into each other’s business. Before we knew it, they have already moved themselves from the couch to our bed, so there were five people in that bed. Three males and two females. We tacitly agreed that we were going to have a tinder for threesomes.

However, just in the middle of someone was in someone and someone was kissing someone, there was a strong smell coming up. It smelled like shit, only worse. Some one farted! Oh my god! I can’t believe someone still has the mood for a fart under this circumstance. Soon, everyone smelled it. We had to stop all we were doing and cover our noses. Everyone quickly jumped away from each other and asked who did that. No one admitted, maybe the person who did this didn’t know it could be so strong and full-bodied. That person was too embarrassed to admit it. The fart ruined our tinder for threesomes. Well, actually, fivesome. It was a shame. It should have been perfect.